Wednesday, January 02, 2008

The new Shakespeare

Othello

"Jealous much?" asked Iago
"Totally" replied Othello


Hamlet

Hamlet's dad was all "Woo-woo, I'm dead"
Hamlet was all "To be or not ... whatever"


The Merchant of Venice

Shylock was so into bling it was untrue.


Macbeth

Wannabe king Macbeth was like "Is this a dagger, or what?"
Lady M rolled her eyes and said "Duh!"
Then he went postal


Romeo and Juliet

Romeo met Juliet at the prom
Their clueless parents were like "No way"
"Yes way" they said, and died.

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