Saturday, January 22, 2005

Sex instruction manual

Keep out of direct sunlight.
Remove all outer packaging.

Position components A and B
So that the facets correspond.
Offer up the location lug in component A
To the socket in component B.

Keep all parts well lubricated
Repeated insertions may be required for satisfactory operation.

After working temperature has been reached for several minutes, fluids may be emitted.

Retain address for future reference.



Martin Locock, 1998

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