Proverbs

It's a wise user knows their own password.

You can fill a car with petrol but you can't make it go.

Where there's a will there's a solicitor's fee.

Neither fish nor fowl nor reprocessed animal byproducts.

Christmas is coming, nobody's at home,
The office is closed till Easter: leave a message at the tone.

Red sky at night, rioter's delight
Red sky in the morning, global warming

Put down roots and you vegetate.


Martin Locock 2003
This poem won 1st prize in the NMGW/NLW e-steddfod 2004 http://www.nmgw.ac.uk/mwl/2004/e-steddfod/ for "A collection of eight modern proverbs"