Othello
"Jealous much?" asked Iago
"Totally" replied Othello
Hamlet
Hamlet's dad was all "Woo-woo, I'm dead"
Hamlet was all "To be or not ... whatever"
The Merchant of Venice
Shylock was so into bling it was untrue.
Macbeth
Wannabe king Macbeth was like "Is this a dagger, or what?"
Lady M rolled her eyes and said "Duh!"
Then he went postal
Romeo and Juliet
Romeo met Juliet at the prom
Their clueless parents were like "No way"
"Yes way" they said, and died.
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